Yahoo season (derogatory)

There’s no political event in Alberta more quintessential than Stampede, and I don’t mean that as a compliment.

When the American vaudevillian entertainer Guy Weadick first cooked the idea up in 1912, Alberta’s ranching industry was already largely out the door. As several essays explain in Lewis Thomas’s Rancher’s Legacy, advances in mechanized farming coupled with a brutal 1906-1907 winter had already pushed ranching into steep decline, and agricultural land in the province was increasingly being used for wheat, not cattle.

Not one to let reality get in the way of a good show, Weadick canvassed the Calgary business community anyway. Actual jobs on ranches may have dried up, but the businessmen who had cashed in while ranching was profitable were still sitting on a lot of capital. Weadick successfully talked a number of them into using some of it to do a little myth-making about their old industry.

The whole thing has a whiff of I ♡ Oil And Gas about it. We love to pretend hollowed-out industries in decline are the soul of the province, don’t we?

Thomas argues that even all the way back in 1912, the Stampede culture was fake—since the ranch barons were largely British and eastern Canadian, the local ranching culture drew much more from an English country estate ethos than the American Wild West. But let’s put a pin in any talk about Stampede coming from the Laurentian elites before someone shows up at my office with a six-shooter.

More than a century later, Stampede persists as the most spotlit retail politics event in Alberta every year. It’s the season when every media outlet runs puff pieces about politicians flipping pancakes, as though getting a brief hello from a party leader as they work the griddle is real political engagement.

The real politics isn’t being done in the breakfast lines but in the hospitality suites, where Calgary’s corporate elite indulge in the sort of old-boy networking that dominated Alberta politics for decades and has led, I’m sure, more than a few politicians into problems with alcohol.

It was heartening to read Naheed Nenshi claim that he’s telling his caucus to eschew the hospitality suites and stick to church breakfasts, which is in line with a push to break out of the old-boy politics box that began for the NDP under Notley, but I still can’t arrive at any conclusion other than our ritual annual slaughter of chuck wagon racing horses is a bit perverse.

It’s panel time again!

Speaking of time, flat circles, and perversity—Danielle Smith launched her latest panel late last month.


Danielle Smith speaks at the Alberta Next launch event on June 24. Image from the Government of Alberta Newsroom Flickr

This one is called the Alberta Next panel and it’s very nakedly a repeat of the UCP’s Fair Deal panel from 2021. You’ll recognize a number of returning characters from Smith’s other panels—plenty of UCP MLAs, Chamber of Commerce types, ghoulish petro-populist agitator Michael Binnion and even that acupuncturist Benny Xu that the UCP keeps appointing to things.

Just as in 2021, the aim of the project appears to be to rile up separatists just enough for Smith to use them as a cudgel without getting bonked herself. The panel will be hosting public engagement events across the province which will push the same unpopular proposals they’ve been pushing for years—pulling us out of CPP, establishing an Alberta police force, and mucking with the constitution.

An evolution of the UCP game is that this panel’s surveys are designed to block the embarrassing flood of disagreements and complaints we usually find in the results. This time around, before you take the survey you’re shown a video arguing for the government’s preferred positions—and then once you get in there, it’s all multiple choice and none of the choices let you disagree with the government. Great stuff.

While in most respects this panel is just another in a long line of these things, one detail caught my eye. Relatively (formerly?) respectable Calgary academic Trevor Tombe is lending his name to this one.

Tombe told The Tyee’s Graham Thomson that he doesn’t see anything “that’s unambiguously good or bad” in the Alberta Next proposals, adding in true economist fashion that “the information around what the benefits and costs of different ideas are” will be “helpful information for Albertans to evaluate things.”

“I’ll certainly be steering clear of the politics,” he said before cautioning, “Maybe that’s naive for me to think that that’s possible.”

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